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October and November 2007

 

 

 

Walking takes longer... than any other known form of locomotion except crawling.  Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.  Life is already too short to waste on speed.

 

~Edward Abbey,~

 

 

 

November 30, 2007

 

I would say by now that you all are tired of hearing how fantastic the ride was and maybe you are even taking wagers when it is going to sour. It wasn’t today, at least not this morning.

 

It was chilly and I caved in and put on the mask. I imagine that I look like some retarded ninja peddling along. There might even be school children who see me who think, “I want to be a retarded ninja on a bike too!” Probably not but this is the things I come up with.

 

Graphic details to follow:

 

There is a detail about riding in the cold that I’m not sure I will ever get used to. That is, the nose seems to up the amount of mucus it produces. My nose becomes the Niagara Falls of noses on the way in here. The options you have as you suffer from Rhino rhea (that means runny nose) and are riding at 25 MPH on a bike is:

 

A)                      Let it freeze to you face

B)                      Make Snot Rockets (A snot rocket is created by closing one nostril and forcing air out the other)

 

Now this excessive mucus goes away once the ride ends so I assume it is an Immune/Defense mechanism. I wonder sometime how much can the nose possible create. I am guessing this is why you should drink lots of water.

 

I breathe better the rest of the day, and I haven’t been ill, only when I ride in the cold does this happen.

 

Hope nobody was eating when they were reading this!

 

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I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust, and when sometimes I have stolen forth for a walk at the eleventh hour of four o'clock in the afternoon, too late to redeem the day, when the shades of night were already beginning to be mingled with the daylight, have felt as if I had committed some sin to be atoned for. 

 

 ~Henry David Thoreau~

 

November 29, 2007

 

AM

 

I didn’t get around to writing about yesterday evening’s commute. I stopped along the way to take pictures of the traffic that I was glad not to be a part of (I’ll have to upload those later).

 

Along the route, my dad ran interference at an intersection by clicking on his hazards and pulling slowly through (Makes life easier).

 

Today I wanted to cover an equation that is relevant:

 

Basal Metabolic Rate:

 

Women: BMR = 655 + ( 4.35 x weight in pounds ) + ( 4.7 x height in inches ) - ( 4.7 x age in years )
Men: BMR = 66 + ( 6.23 x weight in pounds ) + ( 12.7 x height in inches ) - ( 6.8 x age in year )

 

Basically, the Basal Metabolic Rate is the number of calories needed to sustain your current weight if you did nothing but lie in bed all day. This is significant because this is the base line for which on needs to work with. Not fulfilling this amount could prove fatal.

 

I don’t wish to get into the science of this because it has already been written. Google the term and see what you come up with. Once you get that concept figured out, the evolution of thought should take you to the next step.

 

Rather than working through the above equation, I am sure you’ll have not trouble finding a BMR Calculator.  This is a good point of reference for anyone wishing to lose weight.

 

Note:     Most food labels are based on a 2000 calorie diet.

 

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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance

 

~Unknown~

 

November 28, 2007

 

AM

 

Despite the cold, this morning’s ride was invigorating! Traffic seemed lighter than normal and I didn’t encounter any of the impatient ones! I checked the weather before leaving and it was recorded at 31 Degrees.

 

My intensions were to start earlier and ride the Greenway, However; if I leave before 7 AM it is still completely dark outside. I am going to have to do a test run on a weekend before I commit to earlier days during an actual commute. Riding in the dark is such added risk.

 

Not that I haven’t done so before, but that’s just it: riding in the dark isn’t much fun. Even with the lights that I have installed, seeing object enough in advance is tough because the lights just are as good as you would expect them to be.

 

One day at a time!

 

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You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy
is wasted.

 

~Ruth E. Renkl~

 

November 27, 2007

 

Until the time changes back to longer days, it is impossible to ride on Tuesday. The new routine is to Ride Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Tuesday A.M. I get up and hit the Gym. Thursday, I am considering the Gym after work.

 

Scheduled classes at the YMCA just don’t work with my schedule at all (unless I do 8:30 A.M. Saturday).

 

Slim Shady didn’t arrive this morning until I was leaving so I missed out on the show. I wonder if he actually works out or if he just looks in the mirror for a really long time?

 

Today is the first opportunity that I have had to get a weigh in since last Friday. I had gained some weight Friday but have now it a new milestone. I am teetering between 197 and 198. I FEEL GREAT!

 

I have evolved the routine into more than a ride now. I am including Yoga everyday. Complimenting both is calisthenics. Most importantly is Nutrition. We are what we eat after all.

 

For anyone interested, I will detail my dietary regiment now. Realize first and foremost that I do not do with out anything I want but instead think portions and moderation. When I have meat, I tend to crowd it off the plate with Vegetables. At this point, beans are primarily replacing meat as the primary protein.

 

Without getting into a serious discussion of nutritional science, I will summarize by saying this: Protein, Vegetable, Fruit, Grains and Dairy.

 

Now being that I am not a Dietitian, this is something that I have to learn and develop as I go. Vitamins and Minerals is something we all hear about everyday but who really understands them? Long story short, I read a lot. Every free moment I get I try to learn something new. But it seems that this concept is widely accepted as sufficient.

 

Keeping in line with the Food Pyramid (http://www.mypyramid.gov/) I try to mix these up and consider the daily requirements of each. The easiest way that I have found to get this going with any kind of consistency is to plan meals in advance. Rather than 3 meals a day, I have 5 or 6 small meals.

 

Meal 1 (Breakfast): My research has concluded that Breakfast should never be skipped. You should also try to eat within the first 90 minutes of being awake.       Protein / Dairy / Grain

 

Meal 2: This is more of a snack than a meal. Ideally, it is subsidizing Breakfast (Moderation).                                                                                                                 Fruit / Protein

 

Meal 3 (Lunch): Usually my largest meal and if I am going to actually eat meat, this is when I do so. This allows the entire day to process the meat before sleeping.                                                                              Protein / 2 to 3 Vegetables

 

Meal 4: Like meal 2, this is more of a snack. I prepare raw Fruit into a sealable bowl everyday. I occasionally will keep Almonds, peanuts or pecans handy.                            3 to 5 Fruits / Protein

 

Meal 5 (Dinner/Supper): Protein is very important here because I am reaching the end of a day of exercise and stretching. The Protein needs to be usable and meat is slow to digest. Beans and Dairy prove useful here.                                                                             Protein/ 2 to 3 Vegetables

 

Meal 6: Cereal makes for a good low calorie late evening snack.                                                                                                                                                                  Grain / Dairy

 

Now that you know what and how I am eating, how about what I avoid:

 

Alcohol: Much research concludes it to hinder digestion. I am not a prude and will occasionally have a drink, but again moderation is a factor here.

 

Soda: has been my vice for years. Maybe it was the caffeine, maybe taste, I don’t really know. I occasionally have a Dr. Pepper but that is definitely the exception not the rule. I don’t do Diet soda either. Don’t like the taste of it.

 

Coffee: Never have cared for the stuff.

 

Meat: is not removed but is definitely reduced. Meat to me has become Chicken, Turkey and Fish. My brother makes a killer hamburger so I will eat it when it is there. A serving of meat is 3 ounces so I tend to half a hamburger and make 2 meals of it.

 

Processed Sugar and Sugary Snacks: Again, Moderation. I ultimately avoid this stuff but Thanksgiving just passed leaving a liar to say I do without. Fruit provides what sweet I need. Honey also makes a good substitute.

 

This has all become routine. I guess it is no longer what we would call a ‘Diet’ but more of a lifestyle.

 

Anyone who would like more detail or ideas, feel free to ask. I also am open to any suggestions and/or correction of any data that one might find misguided or inaccurate. I am compiling a list of links to add to the site later.

 

Somebody pass me the mashed potatoes!

 

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Don't stop yourself from enjoying the now because of an imagined tomorrow or a remembered yesterday. Take a look at how you're stopping yourself from being happy. It's all up to you, no buts (or because) about it.

 

~Marie T. Russell~

 

November 26, 2007

 

AM

 

It is Monday again. Reading this means you survived Thanksgiving, Black Friday and Hannah Montana’s visit Knoxville. Nothing scares me more than a stadium full screaming kids under the age of 13.

 

With the downpour that was taking place when I was leaving this morning, I elected to drive. This is always a frustrating thing to me because like the rest of society, a car makes me feel like I have to go faster than necessary.

 

On the subject of cars: what is our fascination with this machine? Why have we as a society become so dependent on it and how has it become a fashion statement?

 

Something I started noticing well before The Daily Commute was that the SUV is a status symbol and for no practical purpose. Every Soccer mom and college student has to have one to feel, well I can imagine how it makes them feel because I can’t relate.

 

Now we can blame the war in Iraq on what we want, and you can use the war in Iraq as a good excuse for souring gas prices, but I don’t think that is the case. I am going to blame it on a simple economic concept called Supply and Demand. Some will remember this concept for those who don’t it is basically this: Consumer Demand goes up and Price goes up until the supply meets the wants (demand) of the consumer.

 

Using Hannah Montana as an example: There is a limited number of seats in the Civic Auditorium (x), therefore; that is the highest possible number available for tickets. If the number of consumers desiring to buy tickets (y) exceeds number of seats (x) then the price will increase to meet the number. If x and y are equal then Supply meets demand and the market will stagnate creating an even cost.

 

This simple concept is the reason why there were Hannah Montana tickets going for 500 Bucks (the music industry is in such a bad place with all the piracy aren’t they).

 

Now that the refresher course is over, let’s get back to SUV’s. I want to challenge everyone to take notice of the SUV’s on the road. Now I realize that Jim-Bob of Jim-Bob Developers can likely justify his because he is hauling a crew of men supplies, let’s ignore those. The ones your attention should be drawn to are those that are being driven by individuals.

 

My results come up pretty much the same every time. College age individuals drive a lot of SUVs. I also notice that more women drive them more than men (I think because men a preprogrammed to love a Truck). I am going to emphasize “Individuals” here because that is what is out there: Individuals driving SUVs. The majority is not hauling kids or a construction crew, they have one person inside.

 

On average, 17 to 20 miles a gallon is what one can expect in an SUV. If you drive one, I am very sorry for the fact that decisions you’ve made are costing you so much money. If you don’t have an SUV, realize the savings you are making.

 

If you are driving a car, watch out for SUVs. With all of the safety ratings and all that, seems that they always fail to consider what an SUV will do to you sedan! I will watch out for you all because the safety rating for a bicycle can’t be good.

 

I hope I have planted the seed. This is a pretty intense subject to try to continue in the short segments that I have been writing.

 

Economics is the subject here not Environment. I will leave the Environmental aspect of this discussion to others (I am a skeptic on Environmental Science anyway).

 

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Manifest plainness,
Embrace simplicity,
Reduce selfishness,
Have few desires.

 

~Tao Te Ching~

 

 

November 23, 2007

 

PM

 

The ride home was warmer and some of the turkey has worn of from the Thanksgiving Feast.

 

Cyclist Be on the lookout for:

 

 an older model Lincoln Town Car

TN Tags 800-DDL

 

Driver was very threatening on Gay St.

 

 

AM

 

Black Friday! Weather.com claimed 37 degrees. It seemed much colder to me. I had to get completely geared up: Mask, toboggan, gloves. I don’t know if it was really that cold or if Thanksgiving Day spoiled me.

 

I do know this, riding after the Feast was difficult. I felt lethargic and just couldn’t get going this morning. I still made average time it just seemed like swimming against the current.

 

The roads were clear this morning: I guess everyone was already waiting at the doors of all their favorite establishments waiting to get into the shopping madness. I hope everyone makes it out of the mob safe. I will ride down Middlebrook Pike in the freezing weather, but I wouldn’t be caught dead at the mall today.

 

For my ride home, the temperature is supposed to be a warm 44 Degrees. I am looking forward to it.

 

Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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Sometimes I go about pitying myself
And all the while
I am being carried across the sky
By beautiful clouds.

 

~Unknown~

November 21, 2007

 

PM

 

The ride home contended with this morning. The temperature was better and I had a slight drizzle of rain. Though the sun was near setting as I left work, it held out for me to make it home.

 

The entire splendor, however; couldn’t last untainted. Some anus in a Leaf Guard box truck was unhappy about sharing the road. Unfortunately with the sunlight dim as it was, I didn’t get any more information than that. If I had the truck number I would have had a talk with the big man at Leaf Guard. We can only assume that this guy was merely a bad apple in the barrel because I can’t imagine the general atmosphere at Leaf Guard would be so negative.

 

Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. After a little turkey, I think I will go for a ride.

 

AM

 

Today I reached a moment of clarity. For 3 months now, I have been competing with myself trying to get the commute time down to 20 minutes.

 

For me to actually make it here in 20 minutes, I would not only have to maintain 18 miles an hour, there would be no room to stop. I won’t say that it is impossible to achieve this goal: My best time was 26 minutes.

The Problem, it is actually taking about 35 to 40 minute most days because I am taking the time to smell the metaphorical roses.

 

The moment of clarity is just that. Why rush such a fantastic experience. Why not get up earlier and ride more. Chaining up the bike today my thoughts were ‘It is a shame to stop now. I am just getting warmed up!’

 

As you can tell by now, this morning was a great ride. A new statistic: a complete stranger waved as he passed. I think the VW Microbus he was driving may have been a factor but that doesn’t matter.

 

That was the general experience today. All buzz, all the way.

 

I do regret not having the camera today. I actually saw a bus with a VW microbus welded to the top of it. From now on, a camera is prerequisite to ride.

 

Today my mother beeped a hello!

 

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I thank God for most this amazing
day; for the leaping greenly
spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky;
and for everything
which is natural, which is
infinite, which is yes.

 

~EE Cummings~

 

November 20, 2007

 

AM

 

Because I am working late today, I decided riding home in the dark wasn’t going to be too much fun. Not to be lazy I went to the YMCA.

 

I have mentioned some weirdness with the Y before, like the shampoo man but today I met a very odd character. I am going to call him Slim Shady because that is what he looked like.

 

My total workout took about an hour. Slim was there the whole time with his pants sagging and his little do rag on. The odd thing about him was, 20 minutes in, he was still looking in the mirror.

 

Starting into my next routine, he very quickly and deliberately removed his T-shirt exposing his wife beater and I was thinking “Now we are getting serious!” But I was wrong because for another 10 minutes who looked in the mirror.

 

I moved on to the other side of the Gym, but as I walked away Rap music started blasting behind me. I looked back and Slim was bustin’ a move! Those moves were the most action we got out of Slim, because the only thing else he did was pick up a couple of dumbbells and set them back down (Adjusting his Do rag in between movements).

 

So those of you unfamiliar with the set up at the Y, the showers are stalled like public bathrooms. Each of the stalls are about the size of a stand up shower you might have in your home (roughly 4’ x 5’). Despite the luxury of this shower, today a older man was standing in the walk way getting all soaped up. I am not sure what that was all about but I thought it odd enough to mention.

 

So in this paradise we call earth one must remember that it takes all sorts to make the world go round. One must also take a moment and enjoy the humor offered by the Slim Shady’s of the world.

 

One more thing, beware of the Naked Old Man covered in soap, you never know what he might do next.

 

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It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace

 

~Andre Gide~

 

November 19, 2007

 

AM

 

What a fantastic day to ride. This is one of those days that I say “man this is the thing to do!” The weather was great and some adjustments to the bike have helped.

 

I replaced my previous tires with a different type of tread. It is amazing the difference the new tread makes. I guess this would be a good spot to have pictures (I will add some later). I think when I wear these out I will go with a smooth road tread.

 

I have also been tinkering with the shifter and derailleur trying to get all the shifting smoother. I haven’t got it perfect yet but it is on the way.

 

Today I added a new article of clothing. My sister has given me lime green Safety vest. Apparently it works well because most people have changed lanes before they even come close to me (Thanks Sis!)

 

I said last week that I would so a road report on Central Ave, unfortunately, the mountains called and I went hiking the day I intended to do it. I will put that in the plans for this weekend.

 

So today, I encountered old lady who really wanted me off the road. I was in the turning lane and she was in the complete other lane but according to her I am a ‘Stupid Jerk!”

 

As promised: She was driving a Gold Honda Accord. Tennessee Tags 489 CZT.

 

I nearly forgot! Friday I went back and added commentary for the ride home. Look at the Archives if you want to read it too! I am going to try and do that every day as well.

 

Road Report:

 

If you live in the Sutherland Ave. area, using the Greenway as far as Cumberland (leaving Tyson Park) and climb over Cumberland, You save yourself a couple of miles. The down side to this route is: You will be climbing all the way to Seventeenth St. Run a trial run before you decide this is your route. 

 

Today’s weigh in: 201 Pounds.

 

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It is not that I am so Smart, it is just that I stay with the problem longer

 

~Albert Einstein~

 

November 16, 2007

 

PM

 

So far I have only been covering the morning Commute. I feel that I have been short changing you all because you only hear half the Story. From now on I will try to fill you in on the rest of the story.

 

There are still some people out there apparently who think it is cute to honk at the lone biker. I am going to dedicate a section of this site to the @ss holes and here is how it is going to work:

 

You honk at me, I remember your license plate and a description of you car and post it as a bicycle unfriendly driver. Unfortunately, this only went threw my mind while I was extending a middle finger. I did get a description: black Nissan x-terra with Tennessee tags. I will be watching for it next week. The lady the other day was in an older model Grey Nissan Centra. I will watch for her too.

&n